Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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