sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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