I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize
