So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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