are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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