He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
All I want is dick and wine.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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