I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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