there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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