butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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