Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Dicks are not precious.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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