goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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