She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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