9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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