I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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