No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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