You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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