Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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