I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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