My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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