Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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