HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
false alarm. still invincible.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Mom said you looked used
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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