nut hugger
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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