Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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