Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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