i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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