how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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