He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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