So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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