does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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