they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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