why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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