We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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