That's intense
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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