mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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