Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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