He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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