You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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