How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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