I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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