also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
he shaved USA in his pubs
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Holy shit dude........stairs
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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