You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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