Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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