Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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