addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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