I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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