YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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