i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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