she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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