Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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