I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Every concussion has its silver lining
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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