Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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