Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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