The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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