I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
even my farts smell like vagina
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I didn't notice because vodka
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize