Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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