in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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